Softporn Adventure

Bar

Order a whiskey for $100 and take it, then go west. Open the desk, look at the desk and take the newspaper. Read the newspaper. Take the flowers, give your whiskey to the drunk and take the controller. Head north and look in the basin, then take the ring. Read the graffiti to see the password "BELLYBUTTON". Go south and east, then press the button and say "bellybutton".

Go east and turn on the television. Go to channel 6 and the bouncer will be distracted. Go upstairs and you will automatically pay $2000. Take the candy then go back down. Go west and north to head outside. Hail a taxi, say "casino" and pay the driver.

Casino

Go east into the casino lobby. Either play slots here, or go north and play 21. Either way, you should aim to get $7000 to comfortably finish the game. Go to the lobby (south and east from the 21 room, or east from the slots room), then go up and west. Look in the ashtray and take the passcard. Return east and down. Look at the plant, then enter the bushes. Drop your newspaper and controller. Take the hammer, stool and mushroom, then eat the mushroom.

Bar

Go to the street outside the bar. Hail a taxi, say "disco" and pay the driver.

Disco

Go north, open the door and go west. Buy wine for $100, then look at the girl. Dance, then give her your ring, candy and flowers. Get the wine, then go east and south. Give your wine to the bum, then take the knife. Continue east and buy a rubber (any type). Look at the rack, then drop your wine and buy the magazine. Read the magazine. Go west. Hail a taxi, say "bar" and pay the driver.

Bar

Enter the bar to the south. Press the button and say "bellybutton". Go east and upstairs and you will pay another $2000. Use your rubber, then screw the hooker. Drop the rubber, go north and down. Look in the garbage and take the apple core. Look at the apple core. Drop the core and take the seeds. Go west to the street. Hail a taxi, say "casino" and pay the driver.

Casino

Go north and marry the girl (for a total of $3000). Now go south, east twice, up, west, south and east. Look through the hole, then drop the magazine and take the radio. Listen to the radio until you hear the number "555-0987". Drop the radio here. Walk west, north, east, down and west twice. Hail a taxi, say "disco" and pay the driver.

Disco

Go north, open the door and go west and south. Call 555-0987, then go north, east and south. Hail a taxi, say "casino" and pay the driver.

Casino

Walk east twice, up, west and south. Screw the girl. Cut the rope (with your knife), then take the rope. Go north, east, down and west twice. Hail a taxi, say "bar" and pay the driver.

Bar

Enter the bar to the south. Press the button and say "bellybutton". Go east and upstairs, then north. Use the rope, then go west, break the window (with your hammer) and go south. Drop the hammer and take the pills. Now go north, east, down and west. Hail a taxi, say "casino" and pay the driver.

Casino

Walk east twice and up. Push the button, but the receptionist won't let you. Give her your pills. Now push the button and go east. Look at the sink. Drop the stool, then climb the stool. Look at the cabinet. Take the pitcher. Turn the water on, fill the pitcher, and turn the water off again. Go west, push the button and go down. Enter the bushes. Drop the seeds, water the seeds, look at the tree and take the apple. Eat a mushroom again.

Bar

Go to the street outside the bar. Hail a taxi, say "casino" and pay the driver.

Casino

Walk east twice and up. Push the button and go up. Open the closet and look in the closet. Take the doll, inflate the doll, drop it and screw it. Head north and down into the jacuzzi. Look at the girl, give her your apple and screw her.